[00:00.31] I don't know, dude [00:04.59] I think everybody's all jealous and shit [00:07.31] 'Cause I'm like the lead singer of a band, dude [00:09.93] And I think everybody's got a fucking problem with me, dude [00:12.77] And they need to take it up with me after the show, because... [00:17.26] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [00:20.62] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [00:24.52] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man [00:28.58] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [00:32.40] So I get off stage, right, drop the mic [00:35.20] Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like [00:37.73] "Sup? Ladies, my name's Slim Shady [00:39.76] I'm the lead singer in D12, baby" [00:41.16] They're all like, "Oh my God, it's him [00:43.49] Becky, oh my fucking God, it's Eminem [00:45.32] I swear to fucking God, dude, you fucking rock [00:47.68] Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock" [00:49.08] And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous [00:51.56] Especially when I drop the beat and do my a capellas [00:53.63] All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes [00:55.43] Throw their bras and their shirts and their panties on stage [00:57.54] So like every single night they pick a fight with me [00:59.47] But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry [01:01.25] 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me [01:03.29] Dude! I just think you're trying to steal the light from me [01:05.68] Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me [01:07.13] 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be [01:09.06] This rock star shit, it's the life for me [01:11.21] And all the other guys just despise me, because... [01:13.77] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [01:16.88] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [01:20.91] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man [01:25.07] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [01:28.80] My band, my band [01:30.85] My band, my band [01:32.74] My band, my band [01:34.85] My band, my band, my band! [01:39.87] You just wanna see a nigga backwards, don't you? [01:43.77] ADAT? How come we don't rap on Pro Tools? [01:46.54] Smash these vocals and do a performance [01:48.37] But we in the van and he in a tour bus [01:50.37] You don't want my autograph, you's a liar [01:52.38] And no, I'm Swift (oh, I thought you were Kuniva) [01:54.63] What the hell is wrong with our dressing room?! [01:57.73] 'Cause my shit is looking smaller than a decimal [02:00.18] See, I know how to rap, see, it's simple, but [02:01.96] All I did was read a Russell Simmons book [02:03.42] So I'm more intact, tryin' to get on the map [02:05.07] Doing jumping jacks whiling get whipped on my back [02:07.72] Look at Em's little punk ass thinking he the shit [02:10.56] Yeah, I know, man, by himself taking all the flicks [02:12.50] Hey, I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue [02:14.77] (No, I had an interview, not you two) [02:17.94] You gon' be late for soundcheck, man, I ain't going to soundcheck [02:20.56] And our mics are screwed up and his always sound best! [02:23.36] You know what, man? I'ma say something [02:24.61] Ayo Em! (You got somethin' to say?!) Man, nuttin [02:26.19] I thought you 'bout to tell him off, wassup? [02:27.43] Man, I'ma tell him when I feel like it, man, shut up! [02:29.52] And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew [02:32.07] Man, I was 'bout to talk right after you, I swear [02:34.82] Aww, man, whatever I swear, man! [02:35.63] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [02:37.45] But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands [02:40.03] 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man [02:43.99] All because I'm the lead singer of my band [02:47.79] They say the lead singers rock, but the group does not [02:50.99] Went from sold out arenas to amusement parks [02:52.56] I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot [02:54.66] I should cut his mic off when the music starts [02:56.43] (Eminem: Ayo, it's...) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan [02:58.84] Every time I hear (Hey, dude, I love your band!) [03:00.24] We ain't a band, bitch, we don't play instruments [03:02.92] So why he get 90 and we only get 10 percent? [03:04.77] And these guys acting funny every area code [03:06.58] (Eminem: Proof, carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own! [03:08.70] Can't make it to the stage, security in my way [03:10.34] (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?!) [03:12.10] God damn it, I'm sick of this group [03:14.67] Time for me to go solo and make some loot [03:16.56] I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps [03:18.87] Till Kon Artis slipped me some crack [03:20.47] "Lose Yourself" video – I was in the back [03:22.73] "Superman" video – I was in the back [03:24.70] For the media, I got some suggestions [03:26.83] Fuck Marshall! Ask us the questions! [03:28.90] Like who's D12? How we get started? [03:30.92] (What about Eminem?) Bitch, are you retarded?! [03:32.73] Anyway, I'm the popularest guy in the group [03:34.74] Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (hey sexy!) [03:36.84] 50 told me to do sit-ups to get buff [03:38.81] Did two and a half and then couldn't get up [03:40.76] Fuck D12! I'm outta this band [03:42.78] I'm gonna start a group with the real Roxanne [03:44.86] Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me? [03:51.09] And it just tears my ass apart [03:55.07] To know that you don't know my name [04:00.75] (Man, fuck this!) [04:01.58] These chicks don't even know the name of my band [04:03.64] (Ha ha!) But they're all on me [04:06.42] Like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall!) [04:08.62] 'Cause once I blow, I know that I'll be the man (Yeah) [04:11.98] All because I'm the *mumbles* [04:15.07] My band, my band [04:17.34] My band, my band [04:19.16] My band, my band [04:21.05] My band, my band, my band! [04:24.14] The hottest boy band in the world – D12! [04:27.48] [04:31.31] I'm the lead singer of my band [04:35.06] I get all the girls to take off their underpants [04:37.41] I'm the lead singer of my band [04:38.87] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:40.83] My salsa, look out for my next single, it's called My Salsa [04:43.88] My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa [04:48.11] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:51.14] And take off their underpants [04:52.72] My salsa makes all the pretty girls want to dance [04:55.21] And take off their underpants, my salsa [04:56.86] Where'd everybody go? [04:57.46]