[00:02.37] Who does she think she is? [00:04.44] That girl has tangled with the wrong man! [00:06.96] No one says "No" to Gaston! [00:08.55] Darn right! Dismissed! Rejected! [00:11.84] Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear [00:16.20] More beer? [00:17.16] What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced [00:20.81] Who, you? Never! Gaston, you've got to pull yourself together [00:27.17] Gosh, it disturbs me to see you, Gaston [00:30.23] Looking so down in the dumps [00:33.29] Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you, Gaston [00:36.92] Even when taking your lumps [00:39.44] There's no man in town as admired as you [00:43.02] You're ev'ryone's favorite guy [00:46.11] Ev'ryone's awed and inspired by you [00:49.76] And it's not very hard to see why [00:57.66] No one's slick as Gaston [01:03.35] No one's quick as Gaston [01:04.91] No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Gaston's [01:08.08] For there's no man in town half as manly [01:11.42] Perfect, a pure paragon! [01:14.80] You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley [01:17.94] And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on [01:22.92] No one's been like Gaston [01:27.77] A king pin like Gaston [01:29.49] No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Gaston [01:32.70] As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating! [01:36.51] My what a guy, that Gaston! [01:39.62] Give five "hurrahs!" [01:41.52] Give twelve "hip-hips!" [01:43.20] Gaston is the best [01:45.09] And the rest is all drips [01:47.86] No one fights like Gaston [01:52.86] Douses lights like Gaston [01:54.54] In a wrestling match nobody bites like Gaston! [01:58.01] For there's no one as burly and brawny [02:01.37] As you see I've got biceps to spare [02:04.51] Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny [02:07.42] That's right! [02:08.04] And ev'ry last inch of me's covered with hair [02:11.64] No one hits like Gaston [02:13.01] Matches wits like Gaston [02:14.75] In a spitting match nobody spits like Gaston [02:18.18] I'm espcially good at expectorating! [02:21.63] Ptoooie! [02:22.76] Ten points for Gaston! [02:24.85] When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs [02:27.99] Ev'ry morning to help me get large [02:31.22] And now that I'm grown I eat five dozen eggs [02:34.86] So I'm roughly the size of a barge! [02:41.27] No one shoots like Gaston [02:45.75] Makes those beauts like Gaston [02:47.16] Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Gaston [02:50.80] I use antlers in all of my decorating! [02:54.87] Say it again, who's the man among man? And then say it once more [02:59.13] Who's the hero next door who's the supe successful gentleman [03:07.51] There's just one man in town whose all of the above [03:15.17] And his name's G-A-S, uh, T-G-A-S-T-E, G-A-S-T-O, ow, Gaston! [03:36.66]