[00:03.37] Ma chère Mademoiselle, it is with deepest pride [00:06.89] And greatest pleasure that we welcome you tonight [00:10.84] And now we invite you to relax [00:13.40] Let us pull up a chair as the dining room proudly presents [00:18.31] Your dinner! [00:21.69] Be our guest! Be our guest! [00:26.31] Put our service to the test [00:28.62] Tie your napkin 'round your neck, cherie [00:31.20] And we'll provide the rest [00:33.44] Soup du jour [00:34.55] Hot hors d'œuvres [00:35.80] Why, we only live to serve [00:38.12] Try the gray stuff, it's delicious [00:40.32] Don't believe me? Ask the dishes [00:42.55] They can sing, they can dance [00:44.72] After all, Miss, this is France [00:47.16] And a dinner here is never second best [00:51.30] Go on, unfold your menu [00:53.79] Take a glance, and then you'll be our guest [00:56.95] Oui, our guest, be our guest [01:00.58] Beef ragout, cheese souffle [01:02.59] Pie and pudding "en flambe" [01:04.65] We'll prepare and serve with flair a culinary cabaret [01:09.14] You're alone and you're scared [01:11.35] But the banquet's all prepared [01:13.45] No one's gloomy or complaining [01:15.44] While the flatware's entertaining [01:17.68] We tell jokes! I do tricks [01:19.74] With my fellow candlesticks [01:21.71] And it's all in perfect taste that you can bet [01:25.97] Come on and lift your glass [01:27.92] You've won your own free pass [01:30.22] To be our guest [01:31.34] If you're stressed, it's fine dining we suggest [01:34.56] Be our guest! Be our guest! Be our guest! [01:40.47] Life is so unnerving [01:42.79] For a servant who's not serving [01:45.38] He's not whole without a soul to wait upon [01:50.22] Ah, those good old days when we were useful [01:55.12] Suddenly those good old days are gone [01:59.78] Ten years we've been rusting [02:01.88] Needing so much more than dusting [02:04.50] Needing exercise, a chance to use our skills [02:10.00] Most days we just lay around the castle [02:14.47] Flabby, fat and lazy [02:16.03] You walked in and oops-a-daisy [02:18.27] It's a guest! It's a guest! [02:20.12] Sakes alive, and I'll be blessed [02:21.85] Wine's been poured, and thank the Lord [02:23.55] I've had the napkins freshly pressed [02:25.78] With dessert, she'll want tea [02:27.57] And my dear that's fine with me [02:29.66] While the cups do their soft-shoein' [02:31.57] I'll be bubbling, I'll be brewing [02:33.47] I'll get warm, piping hot [02:35.32] Heaven's sakes! Is that a spot? [02:37.31] Clean it up! We want the company impressed [02:40.75] We've got a lot to do! [02:42.74] Is it one lump or two? [02:44.78] For you, our guest! [02:46.05] She's our guest! [02:46.10] She's our guest! [02:48.12] (Be our guest) [02:49.08] Be our guest! Be our guest! [02:50.53] Our command is your request [02:52.69] It's been years since we've had anybody here [02:55.65] And we're obsessed [02:56.53] With your meal, with your ease [02:58.27] Yes, indeed, we aim to please [03:00.27] While the candlelight's still glowing [03:03.25] Let us help you, we'll keep going [03:07.86] Course by course, one by one [03:14.16] 'Til you shout, "Enough! I'm done!" [03:17.15] Then we'll sing you off to sleep as you digest [03:20.96] Tonight you'll prop your feet up [03:22.72] But for now, let's eat up [03:24.69] Be our guest! [03:26.53] Be our guest! [03:28.25] Be our guest! [03:29.74] Please, be our guest! [03:34.27]