"I'll show the world, and more particularly those dim-witted, no-talent studio execs that I, I'll prove that I'm the greatest sound man of all time!" Yea yea yea yea yea yea yea "He was a recording genius who invented this gizmo that turns bells into bombs or something!" "Wow! gotta get outta the way of the sound waves of those bells!" Who got the most whips gats an cash? If you ask the Villain, he say who gives a rats ass Can't take it wit'choo you when you breathe ya last In the meanin in between pass that grass Give thanks, his rank is that of big stank dank He often'd time drank by the river bank An kept a silver shank, for a calm cat Always stayed strapped for hand to arm combat For Doom the bell tolls Let them fools know ain't no more room in these hell holes It's filled up to the brim wit sold souls Crackheads dope fiends an 40's of ol' gold Hold up, the boldest who ever sold it Whoever dare roll up, prepare to get folded Like Holly Hobby, gosh golly gee The back of Hector Hoskerish's trolly red wash me Dag nabbit, the mask is like a chick magnet Some'll let you stab it for a nic' of the babbit They say he talk slick like Dick Habbot A fiend for the mic an can't kick it like a cig habit Give him a hero's holla Along wit more free dough than creeflow dolla Holy toledo how he make bass on the today show They say he wear a mask in case his face show It's better than a stocking, bird brain Find him on the corner rockin' Mockingbird lane He's a odd man, grandma And she's a bad mamma-jamma either squeeze the damn hammer Or stop complainin, on the top he's remainin A lot of pop sensations need more proper home trainin The people say he's the nicest He only wants to be left alone to his own devices If the price is right he might sing a new smash Then laugh an twist his rolly fingers moustache Tear ya crew a new. gash An prepare a new batch, of his own special herb goulash Villain, the dork who talk funny An he'll put one in ya, so watch where you walk money Like sonny say, Doom all goomas they cure tumors And beware of the Doomsta!